Online Quiz: How Well Do You Know Your Wife?

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| March 14, 2017

As a married couple, you likely have shared plenty of intimate moments. It’s hard not too when you share a bathroom. But ask yourself do you really know your wife? Do you wonder about her past, her fears or her dreams? Do you feel like sometimes you don’t know her? Or are you a genius when it comes to all things about her? Take this quiz and find out!

This quiz is for informational purposes and not meant to function as a diagnostic tool.

How often would you say you do something that makes her upset or angry?

Occasionally. Most of the time I’m pretty good about thinking before I act, but I definitely screw it up sometimes.

Often; I feel like I can’t catch a break! She’s always mad at me for something!

Rarely; I can usually anticipate the things that will upset her and I avoid doing those things.

Sometimes. I just don’t seem to realize when to not test her…

Could you name all your wife’s best friends?

Maybe some of them.

No. Not even a clue. Sandra…? Susan…? I’ve got nothing.

Yes. Every single one of them. I could also probably tell you their spouse’s name, the names of their children, and the names of their pets.

I’m sure I could list off the closest ones.

How well received are the gifts you give her?

Not well. When she gets the gift I always attach the receipt.

I buy her flowers, red roses. That seems to always work.

Usually pretty well! I’ve even received happy tears a time or two!

Great! She gives me a list and I stick to it.

Can you list off the things she’s accomplished that she’s proudest of?

Just one, she's proud she met me.

I’m sure I’d hit the highlights.

Maybe some of them.

Yes.

If you were to ask her how well she thinks you know her, what would her response be?

“He is my soul mate. He knows me really well! Better than anyone else does!”

“He knows me fairly well. There are some things he could stand to learn, but I could probably also make it a point to show him more about me.”

“He doesn’t really know me, but that’s okay, because he tries really hard!”

"He knows what I tell him...over and over again."

Can you list off people your wife doesn’t really like?

She's an agel and doesn't dislike anyone.

No. I don’t even know if there are certain people she doesn’t like.

Yes. I can name every single one, and I can probably tell you why she doesn’t like them.

Sure! I could name most of them.

Can you name off her pet peeves?

Yes, and I make sure to never do any of them.

As they relate to me, so yeah..some.

Most of them, but I’m sure I’d miss a few.

I don’t think she ever had a pet named “peeves”

Do you know what things she wants to accomplish in life?

We are not much of goal setters.

What do you mean? She’s already got me!

Yes. I know what she wants out of life.

I think I know the big picture.

Do you know all her favorites (e.g. favorite color, favorite band, favorite food, etc.)?

Yes. Every one of them.

I know some of them.

I know she likes Chinese or was that Thai?

Steak..right. Oh wait, that's my favorite food. I guess I don't know.

Do you know ways to instantly calm down your wife when she’s upset?

Yes, I can always calm her down in times of duress.

I might be able to get it right after a bit of trial and error.

I tell her to suck it up. She always gets real quiet after that….

I usually try and succeed!

If your wife asked you to run to the store and pick up some “feminine products” for her, would you know exactly what to get?

Yes. Every time.

Maybe the brand, but probably not the exact ones.

What, you mean like nail polish?

I’d have her text me a picture, but then I could!

How well can you read the signs and signals of when your wife is annoyed or upset by someone who is NOT you?

Always. My wife and I have a sixth sense style connection about what the other is thinking in a crowded room. Usually because we’re both thinking the same thing!

Sometimes I get it, sometimes I don’t!

Most of the time. I can usually tell if someone is annoying her down to the core, but if it’s slight, I might miss it.

Never. I don’t think anyone annoys her, ever!