Online Quiz: Am I Addicted To Porn

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| March 13, 2017

Let’s get real and admit most men have a favorite porn site. Enjoying the occasional visit to that site isn’t necessarily a sign of having a problem (unfortunately, neither is the going blind theory) Instead, let’s use this computer for a different purpose and find out when too much porn is actually too much porn.

This quiz is for informational purposes and not meant to function as a diagnostic tool.

Do you have any favorite porn stars?

Sure, I can even name a few of my favorites!

Yeah, but they’re mostly amateur videos. I’m not sure what their names are.

Not really. I don’t know any by name, at least.

Jenna Jameson has a restraining order out against me.

Despite the amount of free porn available online, are you finding yourself spending an increasing amount of money purchasing porn?

Quality comes at a price, and I have quite the collection going.

I will neither confirm, nor deny that I have opened up a new credit card solely for purchasing porn. And a storage locker. And a metric ton of Kleenex.

That’s ridiculous. Why would I pay for something I can get for free?

I’m a member of one pay site, but that’s it. It’s my favorite genre or the site of an actress I really dig

I know my girlfriend doesn’t love the idea of me watching it, so I don’t do it all that often. Besides, I have her.

My ex threatened to leave me if I wouldn’t stop watching porn. Keyword: Ex.

I know my girlfriend doesn’t love the idea of me watching it, so I don’t do it all that often. Besides, I have her.

My hand and an internet connection are all the relationship I need

There’s been a few arguments. I wish she’d understand that it’s not a big deal. All guys look!

Have you felt the need to lie about your porn use, or even hide it in a “safe” place?

I have a special spot for the harder stuff. I wouldn’t want someone finding it and thinking I’m a weirdo.

I don’t save any of it. It’s a lot easier to clear browser history than have to hide it, right?... right?

Part of the thrill is knowing that someone could find it. And considering the sort of stuff I’m into, it’s better kept from prying eyes.

I don’t really have anything to hide. I watch porn but I don’t keep any around the house and I don’t flaunt it.

Does “normal” porn no longer satisfy you?

I like to look around every now and then, but I have my reliable genres that I tend to stick to more often than not

Why? What do you know? Are you wearing a wire? 5th Amendment!

I used to have the genres I stuck to, but lately I’ve been branching out into some harder stuff.

I’m not really into the weird stuff. Even the average stuff gets to be a little much for me sometimes.

Have you been caught using company resources at work to access porn?

If it’s a slow day and the boss isn’t around, I might try to sneak some in. I don’t want to get caught, but at the same time it’s only fun if there’s some danger to it, right?

I’ll occasionally look at some porn during work, but I’m not dumb enough to use the company Wi-Fi.

I have resumes out to all of the major porn studios so hopefully this question won’t be a question soon!

No way! I value being employed way too much.

Are you suddenly interested in rougher, more aggressive sex with your partner, despite never having had had an interest in it before?

Hey, what’s pleasure without a little pain, right?

I think everyone has things that they would try, but when it comes down to it, I like to keep things pretty tame

I used to be okay with keeping it boring, but now I like things a little rougher. Nothing too crazy though.

I can’t even get off anymore unless there’s a few tears being shed. Quick, put a cigarette out on my chest!

Do you spend hours looking for the right movie or clip, or is it a pretty quick thing?

Yesssssss. Give us the preciousssss…..

I usually just throw something on and go for it. I don’t spend much time looking for anything special.

I browse the genres I like and see if there’s anything I haven’t seen yet.

I’ve been known to spend more time than I’d like to admit searching for that perfect clip to match the moment.

Is looking at porn the only hobby you enjoy anymore?

It’s not really a “hobby,” so much as it’s a way of life for me.

I still have other interests, but I am spending more of my time enjoying some porn instead these days

I still have other interests, but porn is really my main focus these days. I haven’t really done much else in weeks

Porn is barely a hobby. It’s more just a thing you do, like grab a beer after work.

Would you rather watch porn than be with a real person?

I mean, I’d like to be with a real person. But porn is just easier. And it’s there. And I’m there. So….

I only view porn when I’m alone. If I have a partner, there’s no need for porn, unless we’re watching it together!

Sometimes I think it’s easier to get going with porn rather than my girlfriend, but I can still “rise to the occasion”

Look, sex is good. But it’s not the real thing, you know what I mean?

Do you have strong urges or desires to view porn when you are unable to do so for long periods of time?

No, it’s not a huge deal. Besides, it’s always going to be there, so what’s the rush?

I can get a little on edge if I haven’t seen any in a while. It’s a little like having to go a few hours without a smoke.

I just don’t even bother leaving the house anymore.

Sometimes I’d much rather be home watching porn than being stuck at work, but that’s part of being an adult.

Have you ever been late to an appointment or even to work, all because you couldn’t pull yourself away from porn?

No, I know how to budget my time. I would never decide to do that with an appointment that close.

No, but I’ve skated in right before being late. A few close calls aren’t that bad though.

I’ve occasionally been a few minutes late here or there. But it’s not like I completely missed out on showing up at all.

I meant to start this test 4 hours ago…..

Are You Addicted to Porn?

You seem normal, Dawg.

It doesn’t seem as if there is anything inherently risky about the way you use porn. It doesn’t appear to have skewed your view of others, and you remain functional, healthy, and happy in your everyday life.

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Are You Addicted to Porn?

You have a healthy appetite for porn…. So far.

Well… it’s not nothing, but it may be a little more than the average dude. It might not be affecting your life TOO much right now, but keep an eye on it. Try to stay grounded in reality and maybe even find a new hobby.

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Are You Addicted to Porn?

Okay, Tiger, let’s pump the brakes a bit (instead of pumping something else)

Your use of porn is starting to show some poor judgment choices. It may be negatively impacting your job, your relationships, and your life. Why not try and slow down a bit. Try putting your bandwidth to some better use.

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Are You Addicted to Porn?

Hey, John Holmes… we need to talk..

Before you take that trip to the AVN awards, or book a session in an underground German sex dungeon; it may be time to re-evaluate a few things. It seems like porn is a huge part of your life, if not the most important part. Too much of anything isn’t necessarily good. Addiction is defined by consequences and if you’re experiencing problems related to your porn habits then it may be time to seek some professional help.