The Vent

thevent

    • It started when my girlfriend invited some friend over for a bbq and I forgot to get the propane tank refilled. I didn’t see the problem since there was a stove and a cooler full of beer! I’m DawgHoused!

      By: emiliehoute, Posted: 27/01/17 15:37:56
    • It started when I met my girlfriend and told her I worked in the music industry. Two months later she and her friends walked into the restaurant where I was busing tables. I’m DawgHoused!

      By: cockayneben, Posted: 27/01/17 15:31:34
    • It started when It started when I was making iced tea and my girlfriend told me I was doing it wrong. I was making iced tea wrong. It’s boiling water. That’s it! I’m DawgHoused!

      By: matt.banga, Posted: 27/01/17 15:19:49
    • It started when my wife’s mother came to visit us for the first time and I offered to drive to the airport. I thought I was being nice but apparently now I have two women who think my driving sucks. I’m DawgHoused!

      By: mikelanda, Posted: 27/01/17 15:07:42
    • It started when my I told my live-in girlfriend “I think you look for new things to complain about every day.” Her response “Now I don’t have look very hard”. I’m DawgHoused!

      By: samuljohn, Posted: 27/01/17 12:52:20
    • It started when my girlfriend told me she wanted to see other people. That’s a surprise, considering how many times she’s yelled at me for looking at other women! I’m DawgHoused!

      By: Barry, Posted: 14/12/16 21:24:02
    • It started when I wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a new chair for her office. Her first questions were “where did you get that?” and “How much was it?” I’m DawgHoused!

      By: admin, Posted: 07/10/16 21:44:43
    • It started when my wife asked me to buy a bottle of wine for our dinner party. I brought home a decent red wine but was told “it would not pair well with what she was serving”. A little guidance, for this beer drinker, would have been nice! I’m DawgHoused!

      By: admin, Posted: 07/10/16 21:42:57
    • It started when my girlfriend accused me of being a bad driver so I let her drive instead. Five minutes later she rear-ended someone. I probably shouldn’t have laughed my ass off. I’m DawgHoused!

      By: admin, Posted: 07/10/16 21:41:14
    • It started when my wife informed me she didn’t think I was taking our marriage counseling seriously. That’s funny seeing as she missed the last session to get her nails done! I’m DawgHoused!

      By: admin, Posted: 07/10/16 02:43:23
Loading...